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    Payten
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    Since I must post in every forum....

    Post  Payten on Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:24 pm

    Why the Chicken Crossed the Road..In the Words of the Star Wars Characters

    YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

    VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

    LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.

    LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like my father.

    LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

    HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

    THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

    ARTOO: beep beep be bop.

    CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

    BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.

    BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

    WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

    JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

    BIB: Die chicken wanga?

    BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

    TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!

    UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.

    AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.

    ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark

    LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!

    EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.

    JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
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    Post  Sparluc on Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:40 pm

    Who are Bib and Jerjerrod?
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    Post  Payten on Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:17 pm

    Bib is the guy in the beginning of Return of the Jedi - he is always by Jabba, has the funky cone looking thing on his head.
    Jerjerrod is an imperial officer who was in charge of building the second death star and OMG I am such a nerd.
    Anyway, there ya go! lol
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    Post  Sparluc on Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:25 pm

    Yes, you are a nerd... I've read a good number of the Star Wars novels, and had no idea who those two were... Cool
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    Post  D on Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:34 pm

    Bib Fortuna (or Bibfort'una) = Jabba's Majordomo
    Jerjerrod = Moff in charge of Death Star II's construction

    I think I'm at least tied in the Nerd-off
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    Post  Payten on Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:11 am

    That's mah nerdy pally! Very Happy

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